| Quote | Author |
| HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig. | Anonymous |
| Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. | Benjamin Franklin |
| Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner. | Lyndon B. Johnson, 36th president of the United States (1908-1973) |
